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From dorm funk to roommate drama, this funny, quick-read guide teaches real-world skills every freshman needs (and every parent wishes their kid had). College doesn’t come with an instruction manual—this is the next best thing. Inside, you’ll find the quick fixes, hacks, and “Before You Panic-Call Mom” tips that keep campus life from going off the rails. Laundry, money, health, and roommate survival made easy Clever, confidence-boosting hacks for handling first-time adulting “uh-oh” moments A printable dorm checklist with everything you’ll need—and where to find it Whether you’re moving in or sending someone off, How to College Without Calling Mom is the hilarious, practical cheat sheet to surviving freshman year—one coffee, crisis, and clean load of laundry at a time.